Updated: Aug 27
I adjust my tie and then push through the ornate, wood carved door to the king's bedroom.
So there I was selling bikinis out of my truck in South Beach Miami, getting ready to kick off a wet t-shirt contest when the world’s biggest grouch approached me - Keller Fitzwilliam.
The man had the sultriest British accent I've ever heard. And he looked like he just walked off a Viking boat and into a suit tailored specifically for his impressively muscular frame. Only problem is, he had the warmth of an ice pick and he kept telling me he was here to take me back to his home country.
Of course, I didn't follow him. I might be up for a good time, but I'm also educated enough to know leaving with a stranger isn't smart. Well, that's until he mentioned my mom's name. My mom who passed away several years ago.
So after some serious fact-checking, my bikini-clad bum went with him to a sub-arctic country I had never heard of just north of the British Isles, where I found out my grandpa was the king of said freezing country, and I was the one and only heir.
Desperate to learn more about my mom, I decided to give this princess thing a chance.
Good idea, right? Wrong.
Because Mr. Ice Pick was put to the task of training me and he’s not just cold as ice, he’s pompous, aggravating, and possessive. And did I mention we have to share a bathroom in a tiny castle?
We are oil and water every single day and even though he’s training me to be queen, I have this simmering desire to kneel before him.
LOL! Is it? Ever since I started reading books on my phone, binge-reading has become addicting. I think this series tops the cake, as in reading it in less than 24 hours. 😊
And then I run into this ... 🤪
Updated: Aug 21
Look at this cute little book!! My Aunt Julie just had it published and is taking orders via Facebook. She wrote it ten years ago, and how ironic that during a pandemic that we are all going through, she would be able to publish it.
Even before this pandemic, we should've all been looking out for ourselves and others. Germs are nasty little creatures that wreak havoc within us and around us. Although I must say, Whompa is kinda crazy cute for a germ. 😁
If you are interested in obtaining a copy, please visit her Facebook page for more information. Link below. As a former Library Director, I am a sucker for kids books.